>> it's a blackberry, jon, this thing is ancient. >> jon: all right, all right. [speaking in a ghost voice]: i'm the ghost of christmas present if that popular boy grew up in your place. behold. >> jon: oh, my god. i could have been... >> that's right, america's third jewish president. uh-huh. and that's not all. >> mr. president, signing this bill will end poverty in the united states. >> jon: end poverty in the united states. well, i'll do it, but i'll make it quick because, as you know, i've got a super bowl to win. america versus al qaeda, and i'm the quarterback. i could have been a president quarterback? >> yep. what else were you going to do when you quit the e street band. >> jon: mother [bleeped]. oh, my god, are you serious? >> i'm so serious. >> jon: i could have been president. >> not bad for a 5'6" kid from central jersey. >> jon: wait, say that again.